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    | Arlington, MA, USA | Top

    Me: “And how would you like that $500?”

    Customer: “In one bill.”

    Me: *trying to be nice* “Would five hundreds do?”

    Customer: “No! One bill!”

    (I give her five hundreds, and she throws them back at me. My supervisor comes over.)

    Supervisor: “Problem?”

    Customer: “Yes, he refuses to give me what I want.”

    Supervisor: “There is no $500 bill.”

    Customer: “Yes there is!”

    Supervisor: “Not since the late 1800′s ma’am.”

    Customer: “I remember seeing it!”

    Supervisor: “Then might I say you look great for your age!”