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    Acting Acidic

    | South West England, UK | Bizarre, Food & Drink

    (In addition to salt and vinegar, my chip shop offers customers slices of lemon with their fish.)

    Me: “Would you like lemon with your fish, sir?”

    Customer: *screaming* “DON’T YOU EVER ASK ME IF I WANT LEMON AGAIN! NEVER PUT LEMON ON MY ORDER!”