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    , | Massachusetts, USA |

    Me: “Welcome to Lickety Splits. What can I get you?”

    Customer: “I’d like a twist on a sugar cone.”

    Me: “I’m sorry we can only put soft serve on a wafer cone. Is that all right?”

    Customer: “Yeah that’s fine.”

    (She pays, and I give her the ice cream)

    Customer: “What is this?!”

    Me: “Your order, ma’am.”

    Customer: “I ordered a sugar cone!” *throws her ice cream on the floor* “I demand my money back!”

    Me: “If you want another ice cream I’ll give you one for free, just as long as you don’t throw another tantrum.”

    Customer: *strangely calm* “Thank you.”