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    Aches On A Brain

    | Michigan, USA |

    Customer: “I’m looking for a DVD. My father told me I had to rent it.”

    Me: “Okay, do you know what the movie was called?”

    Customer: “No.”

    Me: “Did he say what actor or actress was featured in the film?”

    Customer: “Samuel something.”

    Me: “Samuel L. Jackson?”

    Customer: “Yeah–him.”

    Me: “Did he happen to mention what the movie was about?”

    Customer: “Um…Snakes…on a Plane.”

    (I walk the customer over to the movie ‘Snakes on a Plane’ and hand it to her.)

    Customer: “I don’t think this is it.”

    Me: “Ma’am, this is the only movie I have with Samuel L. Jackson in it about snakes on a plane.”

    Customer: “Hmm…and this is about snakes on a plane?”

    Me: “Yes.”

    (The customer puts the movie back on shelf.)

    Customer: “I just don’t think this is it.”