Not Quite Married To The Idea
(A customer who comes in a few times a week always says hi to me. He’s more than twice my age. One day, he suddenly makes a beeline towards me, staring straight at my left hand.)
Customer: “You’re not married!”
Me: “Uh… no.”
Customer: “Why not?!”
Me: “…I don’t want to be?”
Customer: “Oh, well, I don’t want to be either. But I can’t believe you aren’t!”
Me: “Uh… thanks, I guess.”
Customer: *embarrassed* “I meant it as a compliment.”
Me: “It’s okay, I know what you mean.”
Customer: “So, if you’re not seeing anyone, maybe I could take you to lunch?”
Me: “No thanks.”
(Thankfully he accepts this politely. Three weeks later I see him again.)
Customer: “I’d like to pick up [item].”
Me: “We don’t have it here, but I can order it for you to pick up this weekend.”
Customer: “I won’t be here this weekend.”
Me: “Oh, going on vacation?”
Customer: “Yeah, I’m visiting my fiancé.”
Me: *speechless*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.