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    About To Have A Power Struggle

    | Seattle, WA, USA |

    Me: “Hello, sir. You’ve reached [company]‘s technical support.”

    Customer: “Hello! My computer seems to be having some issues. I used your software just the other day and suddenly, ah…wait a minute.”

    (There is a significant pause.)

    Customer: “How do you make it go?”

    Me: “The software? Well, you can look for the icon on your desktop, or you can use the search-”

    Customer: “No, no! The box! The, the uh, computer!”

    Me: “Uh…press the power button?”

    (A considerable pause follows.)

    Customer: “Liar.”