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    About To Be Charged With Something Else

    | ACT, Australia | Australia | Uncategorized

    Customer: “Do you sell a charger for this phone?”

    Me: “We usually do, but I’m not sure if we have any in stock. I’ll have a look for you.”

    (I look on our accessories wall. I’m too busy to notice the customer has walked up behind me.)

    Customer: *low voice* “It’s just that the prostitutes keep stealing mine.”

    Me: “Um…”

    Customer: “Did you want to know that?”

    Me: “Not really.”