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    About To Be A War Of The Roses

    | Columbia, MO, USA | Top

    (The customer is purchasing a large bouquet of flowers.)

    Me: “Wow! That’s a big arrangement. Is it a birthday, anniversary or apology?”

    Customer: “I slept with my girlfriend’s sister last night.”

    Me: “I’m going make you up something bigger with more roses. There’s a gourmet chocolate shop down the road.”

    Customer: “Thanks.”