About To Be A War Of The Roses

| Columbia, MO, USA | Top

(The customer is purchasing a large bouquet of flowers.)

Me: “Wow! That’s a big arrangement. Is it a birthday, anniversary or apology?”

Customer: “I slept with my girlfriend’s sister last night.”

Me: “I’m going make you up something bigger with more roses. There’s a gourmet chocolate shop down the road.”

Customer: “Thanks.”