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    | Florida, USA |

    Me: “Okay, sir, and the bill-to address?”

    Customer: “237 Ooh-sah Highway.”

    Me: “Would you mind spelling the highway name for me?”

    Customer: “It sounds exactly like it’s spelled.”

    Me: “O-O-H-S-A?”

    Customer: “What? No! Ooh-sah.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, sir. Would you mind spelling it for me?”

    Customer: “God. Fine. U-S-A. Ooo-sah!”

    Me: “Do you mean US Highway [number]?”

    Customer: “I know what road I live on! Ooh-sah!”