AARP Membership Comes With A Few Hidden Perks

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(I was trying to put a dressing on the arm of a VERY confused but cute elderly man.)

Me: “Just hold your arm out so I can wrap this around it.”

Elderly patient: *reaches out his arm and grabs my right breast*

Me: “Hey! You can’t do that!”

Elderly patient: “But I like it…”

Me: *laughs