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    A Wii Bit Of Borderline Arrogance

    | New Hampshire |

    Customer: “Do you have any Wiis?”

    Me: “No sir, Wiis are all sold out.”

    (Customer pulls out a badge and flashes it briefly.)

    Customer: “You sure you don’t have any Wiis?”

    Me: “No sir, no Wiis. What exactly was that badge?”

    Customer: “Border Patrol.”

    (This being New Hampshire, I have to ask:)

    Me: “Which border?”

    Customer: “Canadian.”

    (Customer walks away with a self-important air.)