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    A Very Shallow Pool Of Intelligence

    | AR, USA | Extra Stupid

    (The phone rings.)

    Customer: “I need to get sand for my pool filter.”

    Me: “Okie doke, how much sand do you need?”

    Customer: “I don’t know.”

    Me: “If you look on your filter, it will usually tell you how much it uses.”

    Customer: “I’m looking at it right now. It doesn’t say how much it needs.”

    Me: “Does it say anything on it at all?”

    Customer: “Yes it has a serial number.”

    Me: “What is it?”

    Customer: “300-L-B-S.”

    (I pause.)

    Customer: “Does that help?”

    Me: “I will have your sand ready to pick up in 15 minutes.”