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    A Triple Rainbow Of Christmas

    | Wollongong, NSW, Australia | Bizarre, Holidays, Theme Of The Month

    (It’s the week before Christmas. We are run off our feet helping people choose gifts to buy. A customer rushes into the store.)

    Customer: “Excuse me. I’m looking for something for someone. What do you think?”

    Me: “Um… Who was it you were buying for?”

    Customer: “Oh, my daughter. I think she married badly. You know what it’s like when they go and do that.”

    Me: “What sort of thing were you looking for? Clothing? Jewellery?”

    (The customer starts flouncing around the store picking up random items. She turns with a necklace in hand.)

    Customer: “Oh, I don’t know! Just something nice. I like this! It has rainbows! I like rainbows! Do you think she’ll like it?”

    Me: “I don’t know your daughter, ma’am. If you think it’s her taste, it’s on sale at the moment.”

    Customer: “I don’t know! I just want something. I like rainbows!”

    (She proceeds to flounce around the store picking up anything ‘rainbow.’)

    Customer: “Do you think she’ll like it? I like rainbows! Rainbows might make her happy!”

    Me: *aware of several other people waiting for me* “It’s a perfect choice. I think she will like it.”

    Customer: “I don’t know! I just want something… something nice. I like rainbows!”

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