A Bad Time For Small Potatoes
(My boyfriend and I are cuddling in bed, talking about romantic places to make love.)
Me: “Wouldn’t it be romantic to make love in a garden?”
Boyfriend: “You mean with, like, potatoes and stuff?”
Me: “No! Not a vegetable garden! The kind with flowers!”
Boyfriend: “Oh… yeah, I guess that makes more sense.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
