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    A Touching Gift

    | Maryland, USA | Top

    Me: “Hi, can I help you find something?”

    Customer: “I touch my granddaughter.”

    *awkward silence*

    Customer: *turning bright red* “I mean, I want an iTouch for my granddaughter!”