Not The Best Pee-sition
(My boyfriend normally dislikes being overly affectionate, even when we’re alone. We are in the middle of sex when he stops suddenly.)
Me: “What is it?”
Boyfriend: “I’m sorry. I really need to pee.”
Me: *a little disappointed* “Oh, okay.”
Boyfriend: *with sudden tenderness* “Don’t worry; I’ll hold it for you!”
Me: “No! Go pee!”
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
