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    A Timeless Request

    | East Greenwich, RI, USA |

    (The art director of a local mid-sized advertising agency always wants everything right away. In fact, all his job orders are coded
    ‘HSR’ – Hot Screaming Rush.)

    Me: “You want this today?”

    Customer: *blank look* “Of course I want it today. If I wanted it tomorrow, I’d have brought it in tomorrow!”