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    A Time Sheet To Every Purpose

    | MN, USA |

    (I work at a large grocery store in the bakery department in a town that gets a lot of tourists. I am leaving the bathroom when I am met by a customer.)

    Customer: “Oh, good. You are here to clean the bathrooms. They really need to be done.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but I don’t clean the bathrooms. If you would like, I could get someone from maintenance to clean them for you.”

    Customer: “No. You work here in this store. You clean the bathrooms.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. I work in the bakery department. I don’t clean the bathrooms, but I can get someone who does it to clean them for you.”

    Customer: “No, you should. You work here. You clean them.”

    Me: “Ma’am, what do you do for work?”

    Customer: “I’m an accountant.” *looks rather proud of herself*

    Me: “Do you clean the bathrooms there?”

    Customer: *scoffs and walks off in a huff*