(I work at a large grocery store in the bakery department in a town that gets a lot of tourists. I am leaving the bathroom when I am met by a customer.)

Customer: “Oh, good. You are here to clean the bathrooms. They really need to be done.”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but I don’t clean the bathrooms. If you would like, I could get someone from maintenance to clean them for you.”

Customer: “No. You work here in this store. You clean the bathrooms.”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. I work in the bakery department. I don’t clean the bathrooms, but I can get someone who does it to clean them for you.”

Customer: “No, you should. You work here. You clean them.”

Me: “Ma’am, what do you do for work?”

Customer: “I’m an accountant.” *looks rather proud of herself*

Me: “Do you clean the bathrooms there?”

Customer: *scoffs and walks off in a huff*