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    A Sweet Tooth…And Sweet Legs, Sweet Arms…

    | Ontario, Canada |

    Customer: “Hello, I’d like to return this cookie jar.”

    Me: “Do you have your receipt?”

    Customer: “Yes.” *hands receipts over*

    Me: “So why are you returning this?”

    Customer: “Oh, my husband didn’t fit into it.”

    Me: “What do you mean?”

    Customer: “Well, my husband recently passed away. He loved cookies, so I figured that I would get him something like this for an urn, but when I tried to put him in there, he didn’t fit.”

    Me: “Ah.”