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    A Sudden Change Of Heart

    | Melbourne, Australia |

    Customer:: “Excuse me?”

    Me: “Yes, how can I help?”

    Customer:: “I was wondering if you had a staff exit I could use.”

    Me: “The main exit is just there.” *points at front doors.*

    Customer:: “No, I can’t go through your security gates.”

    Me: “Why not?”

    Customer:: “I have a pacemaker. Walking through those gates will kill me!”

    Me: “But you came in through the gates.”

    Customer:: “Well, yes, but I didn’t know they were there when I came in!”