Two Way Tease

(I’m not feeling well and my fiancé has been teasing me a lot lately. We’re getting ready for bed.)

Fiancé: “I’m sorry I’ve been so mean to you lately.”

Me: “You haven’t really.”

(He grins mischievously.)

Fiancé: “Oh, I haven’t?”

Me: “I mean YES! You have been UNBEARABLY evil to me! How dare you treat me this way?”