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    A Stone’s Throw Away From Good Behavior

    | Rochester, MI, USA | Top

    (I am babysitting for a woman who refuses to leave the house. I am outside while her children are playing. She is watching us from the window.)

    Me: “[Child's name], don’t throw rocks. They’re painful.”

    (When the child continues to throw the rocks at me, I take the rocks from him and put him in a time-out.)

    Mother: *rushing out of the house* “Don’t punish my children! Who do you think you are?”

    Me: “Ma’am, my employer requires me to give the children a time-out if they are doing anything dangerous.”

    Mother: “Wait, what? I thought you were just here to play with my kids!”

    Me: “Well, yes, babysitters usually do some sort of activity with the children.”

    Mother: “Why would I hire a babysitter if I’m here?! Why did you come here?”

    Me: “Ma’am, you called the company and asked them to send a babysitter to your house.”

    Mother: “Don’t punish my children!”

    (She chases me out of her yard with a duster. A few weeks later, she calls again for a babysitter. She was going to court because a neighbor’s child was hit in the head with a stone.)