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    A Sticky Situation

    | Eugene, OR, USA |

    (Ever wonder why you can’t buy gum at a movie theater? Patrons plaster their used gum *everywhere.* An assistant manager I worked with knew exactly how to get the point across.)

    Movie theater patron: “Do you carry any gum?”

    Assistant Manager: *low growl* “Gum… is our enemy.”