A Sticky Proposition

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Me: “Would you like mayonnaise on your croquette?”

Customer: “Yes, please… but not on the croquette itself. Do you have a cup or something?”

Me: “No, I’m sorry, ma’am.”

Customer: “Oh, well… just put it in my hand, then.”

Me: “… Mayonnaise?”

Customer: “Yes!”

Me: ‘… in your hand?”

Customer: “Yes, yes!”

Me: “Are you sure?”

Customer: Yes!”

Me: *fills the customer’s hand with mayonnaise*

Customer: “Thank you!” *smiles and leaves*

Me, to my manager: “I need a break.”