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    A State Of Mindlessness

    | Perth, Australia |

    (Note: I’m providing tech support over the phone to a customer.)

    Me: “Okay, so we’re just going to need your phone number before I can go any further.”

    Caller: “Okay, it’s **** ****.”

    Me: “…and your area code?”

    Caller: “Huh?”

    Me: “What state are you in?”

    Caller: “Say again?”

    Me: “What state?”

    Caller: “Sober?”