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    A State Of Mindlessness, Part 3

    | Montana, USA | Extra Stupid

    (A customer with a thick Southern-US accent comes in, starts looking at me and frowns.)

    Customer: “Hey, you.”

    Me: “Hello, madam. How may I help you?”

    Customer: “Do you understand me?”

    Me: “Why, yes, I do.”

    Customer: *sighs* “But my friend told me all you stupid hicks up here speak Spanish!”

    Me: “Well, that’s a bit odd. We aren’t located anywhere near Mexico, Spain or anywhere in Europe.”

    Customer: “Liar! Just so you know, I went to college and I know d*** well where this state is!”

    Me: “I’m sorry?”

    Customer: “You b****! You ‘re a stupid hick who thinks she knows everything! I know d*** well where this state is!”

    Me: “I’m quite certain Montana is located in the northwest corner of the USA.”

    Customer: “Ugh! Make me teach the brainless rednecks! It’s not in the northwest, you dumb f***! It’s in the south, by the country Idaho!”

    Me: *speechless*

    (The customer rolls her eyes and storms out of the store.)

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    A State Of Mindlessness, Part 2
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