A State Of Mindlessness, Part 3
(A customer with a thick Southern-US accent comes in, starts looking at me and frowns.)
Customer: “Hey, you.”
Me: “Hello, madam. How may I help you?”
Customer: “Do you understand me?”
Me: “Why, yes, I do.”
Customer: *sighs* “But my friend told me all you stupid hicks up here speak Spanish!”
Me: “Well, that’s a bit odd. We aren’t located anywhere near Mexico, Spain or anywhere in Europe.”
Customer: “Liar! Just so you know, I went to college and I know d*** well where this state is!”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Customer: “You b****! You’re a stupid hick who thinks she knows everything! I know d*** well where this state is!”
Me: “I’m quite certain Montana is located in the northwest corner of the USA.”
Customer: “Ugh! Make me teach the brainless rednecks! It’s not in the northwest, you dumb f***! It’s in the south, by the country Idaho!”
Me: *speechless*
(The customer rolls her eyes and storms out of the store.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?