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    A Solemn Resignation

    | Missouri, USA | At The Checkout

    (An old male customer walks up to my register.)

    Me: “How are you today?”

    Customer: “I’m old and ugly!”

    Me: “Well, thats not a very nice thing to say about yourself.”

    Customer: “You, on the other hand, might get old, but never ugly.”

    Me: “Aww, thanks.”