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    A Smooth Transaction

    | Chesterfield, MI, USA | At The Checkout, Rude & Risque

    (Around 2 a.m, a man comes in and is searching up and down the aisle I am stocking.)

    Me: "Hello sir, can I help you find anything?"

    Customer: "No, it’s much too embarrassing to ask for."

    Me: "Okay, well let me know."

    (He walks away and continues searching. Five minutes later he’s back.)

    Customer: "I’ve decided I don’t care how embarrassing it is."

    Me: "Okay."

    Customer: "Where’s the lube!?"