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A Smooth Transaction

| Chesterfield, MI, USA | At The Checkout, Rude & Risque, Uncategorized

(Around 2 a.m, a man comes in and is searching up and down the aisle I am stocking.)

Me: "Hello sir, can I help you find anything?"

Customer: "No, it’s much too embarrassing to ask for."

Me: "Okay, well let me know."

(He walks away and continues searching. Five minutes later he’s back.)

Customer: "I’ve decided I don’t care how embarrassing it is."

Me: "Okay."

Customer: "Where’s the lube!?"