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    A Smoking Computer Is Always A Bad Sign

    | Norrkoping, Sweden |

    Caller: “My bong isn’t working!”

    Me: “I’m not sure what you mean, ma’am. Could you explain what your problem is?”

    Caller: “I told you! My bong is broken!”

    Me: “Your bong, ma’am?”

    Caller: “Yes the bong that goes in to the computer for my internet!”

    Me: “Oh, do you mean your ‘dongle’?”

    Caller: “Yes! That thing!”