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    | Detroit, MI, USA | Uncategorized

    (I cashier at a food booth for a festival every year. One year, a customer comes up to order with a large stuffed animal of a blue clown fish sticking out of his jean pocket. He pulls the fish out of his pocket and points it at me.)

    Customer: “Would you like to kiss my fish?”

    Me: “Uh, no. Thank you.”

    Customer: “Alright.”

    (At the moment, my little sister is sitting next to me doing some work. He then points to my sister, who isn’t paying attention.)

    Customer: “Does she want to kiss my fish?”

    Me: “Uh, no, she definitely doesn’t.”

    Customer: “Haha, okay.”

    (He takes his food and leaves.)