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    A Sign That Tells The Future Is A Sign

    , | Chapel Hill, NC, USA | At The Checkout, Crazy Requests

    (A customer comes in and orders two large pizzas and tries to pay with a $100 bill.)

    Me: “I’m sorry, but we can’t provide more than $20 in change.”

    Customer: “What? Why not?”

    Me: “It’s our policy.”

    Customer: “Then you should have a sign up telling people that!”

    Me: “Well, sir, if you look to your right you’ll see just such a sign.”

    Customer: “You should have a sign that tells people before they get here!”