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    A Sad Sign Of The Times

    | SK, Canada | Money, Top, Transportation

    (At the gas station where I work, all electronic payment methods are currently offline. To combat this, we have numerous 8×11 signs that say “DEBIT AND CREDIT DOWN! CASH ONLY PLEASE!” A customer comes in to pay for gas and pulls out his credit card.)

    Me: “Sorry, that card isn’t going to work. Our debit and credit systems are down.”

    Customer: “Well why aren’t there any signs telling me this?”

    Me: “There are three signs on every gas pump, including the one you were on. There are four on the door you opened to get in here. There are two on the counter that you currently have your hands on, and there are four more on the glass window I’m currently talking to you through.”

    (The customer goes silent, realizing that he’s just missed seeing 13 signs. This happens five more times in the next 20 minutes with other customers, so I’m forced to resort to going on the intercom with every gas customer after that. Before allowing them to get fuel, I ask if they are paying with cash, with an alarming number of people all saying ‘No’, with one notable exception.)

    Me: *over the intercom* “Pump number 4, are you paying with cash?”

    Customer: “Yes, I can read the signs all over the pumps.” *laughs*

    Me: “Ha ha, nice! Apparently most people can’t. ”

    Customer: “Oh, I know. I’ve worked with the public before. I get scared sharing the road with these people!”