A Rude Awakening

(My mother and I are at the mall, but since my mother is in her 60s and deals with various health problems she has to sit while I continue shopping. A man comes out of one store and proceeds to stare at my mom. It should be noted my mother is overweight and always has been despite living a healthy lifestyle.)

Man: *walking up to my mother* “You know, if you walked around a little, you could lose some of that weight.”

My Mother: “That is true, but you could walk until you were blue in the face and it wouldn’t help you with your rudeness.”

Man: *shocked at her response*

My Mother: *pleasantly* “Have a nice day, sir!”

(He left her alone after that.)