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    A Rose By Any Other Name, Part 2

    | Mississippi, USA |

    Customer: “Do you serve boneless wings?”

    Me: “Yes, ma’am, we do.”

    Customer: “Ok, then that’s what I’d like to order.”

    (I bring the customer her meal.)

    Customer: “Here are your boneless wings, ma’am. Enjoy.”

    Customer: “This isn’t what I ordered.”

    Me: “These are the boneless wings your ordered ma’am.”

    Customer: “No, these are chicken tenders. I want boneless wings.”

    Me: “Ma’am, boneless wings are basically chicken tenders.”

    Customer: “No, I want chicken wings with no bones!”

    Me: “Yeah…those don’t exist.”

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