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    A Real Pain In The Rear

    | Germany | Health & Body

    (An elderly gentleman approaches me at the counter.)

    Me: “How may I help you, sir?”

    Customer: “My butt hurts! I need medicine!”

    Me: “All right, do you have a prescription? Or, can you tell me what exactly is wrong so that I can recommend you something that doesn’t need one?”

    Customer: “I don’t know what’s wrong. But my butt hurts!”

    Me: “Please go see a doctor then, sir. Without knowing what causes your pain, there’s little I can do.”

    Customer: “But I don’t want to wait at the doctor’s together with all the sick people! I’ll catch a disease or something!”

    Me: “That’s understandable. Maybe you could go early in the morning when fewer people are there?”

    Customer: “No! I don’t want to! I want you to tell me what’s wrong! Look at my butt!”

    Me: “Sorry, sir, but we don’t do that–”

    (The man doesn’t listen. In front of me and three other customers, he drops his pants and underwear, turns around and sticks out his butt in my direction.)

    Me: “Sir, please pull up your pants again! I can’t tell what’s wrong and you will have to leave if you don’t stop that!”

    Customer: “Nonsense! If you can’t tell what’s wrong from over there, come closer and get a better look!”

    (My boss then comes to look at what’s going on and ends up kicking the guy out.)

    Customer: *on the way out the door* “Why will no one look at my butt?!”