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    A Real Oxymoron

    | New York, NY, USA |

    (I’m putting a sale sign above a cooler containing shrimp when a customer approaches me.)

    Customer: “Jumbo shrimp? That’s funny.”

    Me: “Yeah it’s kind of an oxymoron, huh?”

    Customer: “What the h*** did you just call me?”

    Me: “An oxymoron is an English term, sir.”

    Customer: “I don’t care if it’s a French term! Nobody insults me and gets away with it!”

    (The customer suddenly grabs me and puts me into a tackle. He held me in it for a good 30 seconds before coworkers arrived to help!)