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    A Rainbow Of Flavor

    | Detroit, MI, USA |

    Customer: “What does the mango smoothie taste like? Does it taste like oranges?”

    Me: “It tastes like…mangoes?”

    Customer: *exasperated* “No, mango is a COLOR. I want to know what it TASTES like.”

    Me: “Sir, mango is a fruit. The mango smoothie tastes like mango.”

    Customer: “Ugh, whatever. What does the strawberry one taste like?”

    Me: “It tastes like strawberries.”

    Customer: “I’ll take one of those!”

    Coworker: *to me* “You should’ve told him it tasted like red.”