(I’m handing out fliers outside a women’s clothing store. A man walks up to me.)

Customer: “Hello! How are you today?”

Me: “I’m fine, thanks. Would you like a coupon to get 30 percent off all merchandise in the store?”

Customer: “Do you sell sweaters here?”

Me: “Yes, we do. Are you looking for a gift for someone?”

Customer: “No. I’m done with my Christmas shopping.”

Me: “Well, the coupon’s good until Boxing Day.”

Customer: “What sizes do you have?”

Me: “Extra small to extra large.”

Customer: “What size am I?”

Me: “Umm, I’m not sure sir. I’m not really good at guessing sizes.”

Customer: “Well, if I were to try something on, what size should I try?”

Me: “Well, this is a women’s clothing store. I’m not sure that you would fit the sizes here.”

Customer: “Are you calling me fat?!”