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    A Punchy Solution

    | Ireland | Technology, Theme Of The Month

    Me: “Hello, technical support, how can I help you today?”

    Customer: “Hi! I just received my new computer, and the button on the CD tray doesn’t work properly.”

    Me: “Okay, what exactly is the problem?”

    Customer: “I press the button, and the tray opens. I put the CD in, but when I press the button to close the tray, nothing happens.”

    Me: “Okay, so the tray is open now?”

    Customer: “No, it’s closed now.”

    Me: “How did you close it?”

    Customer: “Oh, I just gave it a punch!”

    Me: “Okay…”