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    | Monterey, CA, USA |

    Me: “Hello, how are you?”

    Customer: *says several numbers*

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Customer: *says several numbers* “That’s my zip code. Isn’t that what you asked?”

    Me: “No, I just asked how you were. Did you have any coupons?”

    Customer: “Oh. I’m fine.” *says even more numbers*

    Me: “Was that your social security number? I didn’t need your social. I just wondered if you had any coupons.”

    Customer: “Oh, okay.”

    Me: “I also need to scan your ID for the wine.”

    Customer: “No way. I’m not giving you a chance to steal my identity!”