A Popcorn Is Half Empty Kind Of Person

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(Two customers come up, but pay separately.)

Customer #1: *pays*

Me: “Have a nice day.”

Customer #1: “Thanks.”

Customer #2: *pays*

Me: “Enjoy your movie.”

Customer #2: “Thanks, dear.”

(The first customer stares at me.)

Customer #1: “I’ll ‘enjoy my movie’ too.” *sulks away*