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    A Popcorn Is Half Empty Kind Of Person

    | NC, USA

    (Two customers come up, but pay separately.)

    Customer #1: *pays*

    Me: “Have a nice day.”

    Customer #1: “Thanks.”

    Customer #2: *pays*

    Me: “Enjoy your movie.”

    Customer #2: “Thanks, dear.”

    (The first customer stares at me.)

    Customer #1: “I’ll ‘enjoy my movie’ too.” *sulks away*

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