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    A Picture Perfect Resolution

    | Lakewood, NJ, USA |

    Me: “Hello, sir. How can I help you?”

    Customer: “I came in a couple hours ago to pick up my pictures, and my wife says we’re 17 pictures short! This always happens when we come here! Is it really so hard to keep track of one f***ing order?”

    (The customer continues to rant for several minutes, getting louder and more obscene. The phone rings.)

    Me: “Thank you for calling [store], how may I help you?”

    Caller: “I was in there an hour and a half ago and the dumb*** in front of me left 17 pictures on the counter that I accidentally took home with my pictures. What kind of moron leaves pictures on the counter?”

    (I hand the phone to the irate customer.)

    Me: “It’s for you.”