Goes From Pink, To White, To Very Red

(I am in a fairly new relationship. It bears noting that purple is my favorite color, and quite obviously so based on my choice in accessories and decor. Somehow, the topic of flowers comes up.)

Me: “Oh, by the way, I’m allergic to some flowers.”

Boyfriend: “What?”

Me: “Yeah, I get migraines when I smell them. So if you ever want to get me flowers, stay away from hyacinth or those really big pink and white lilies.”

Boyfriend: *slightly panicked look* “I was just planning on getting purplest bouquet I could find.”

Me: “Yeah… you’re good.”