Can’t Keep His Hands Off Her Assets

(My boyfriend is getting his masters in accounting. We are lying in bed.)

Boyfriend: “I have a new nickname for your boobs and butt.”

Me: “Oh really, what might that be?”

Boyfriend: “Your right boob is ‘owner’s equity’, your left boob is ‘liabilities’. If you add those two up, you get assets… which is your butt.”

Me: “You are such an accounting nerd!”