Much Odo About Nothing

(My boyfriend and I are super ‘Star Trek’ nerds, and recently both finished going through and watching EVERY episode from the original series onwards. We have both just finished watching the last ‘Deep Space Nine’ episode within days of each other. We start a conversation over text.)

Me: “You going to sleep? I’m going to re-watch a happy episode before I go to sleep. This last one was depressing.”

Boyfriend: “Night, love you.”

Me: “I love you, too. You mean the absolute world to me. I would never leave you to rebuild the morphogenic matrix of my people. I’d let some other shmuck do it.”

Boyfriend: “Best. Quote. Ever.”