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    A New Dimension Of Stupidity, Part 2

    | Macon, GA, USA | Movies & TV, Top

    (I am working as a cashier at a movie theater.)

    Me: “Here are your tickets, ma’am. The theater is on your right. Here are your 3D glasses.”

    (About five minutes pass before I hear her complaining to my manager.)

    Customer: “…and that girl didn’t tell me! She should be fired! I could have really gotten hurt tripping over the stairs. She never told me that I only needed the 3D glasses for the movie!”

    Manager: “Ma’am, you don’t need the glasses for real life. Real life is already in three dimensions.”

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