When You DON’T Want To Be Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
High School | Learning
| May 25, 2017
(During one of our classes, my friend and I share a table with a few other students. Superman Returns has just come out, and we are arguing about it.)
Friend: “That kid was totally Superman’s son!”
Me: “Nope. Can’t be. In the comics, Superman warns Supergirl about being with humans because we’re too fragile.”
Friend: “But he had powers!”
Me: “Nope. Not his kid. I refuse to believe it.”
Friend: “It has to be!”
Me: “Nope. Humans are too fragile. He—”
Classmate: *slams fist on the table* “WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT KRYPTONITE CONDOMS?!”
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