November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

A Messy Apology

| Hattiesburg, MS, USA | Health & Body, Hotels & Lodging, Rude & Risque, Theme Of The Month

(I work the afternoon shift at a mid-market hotel, so I make a lot of welcome calls to guests that have checked in just to make sure that they like the room.)

Me: “Hey, this is [My Name] at the front desk. How are you?”

Guest: “I’m good!”

Me: “Wonderful. How do you like the room so far?”

Guest: “Oh, the room’s great, except for the semen we found on the floor… Oh, wait, that’s mine!”

Me: *stammering for the right words* “Um, ok, well, if you have any questions or if you need anything just let me know.”

(The guest called back around five minutes later with an apology and an explanation. Apparently, he thought I was a friend of his by the same name that was due to check in to the hotel later that afternoon. Suffice it to say he was incredibly embarrassed.)