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    A Measure Of Intelligence

    , | AB, Canada |

    (A customer has been wandering around our store for 1-2 hours. Finally, they come up to the front.)

    Customer: “I wish you had tiled floors.”

    Coworker: *confused* “Excuse me?”

    Customer: “I wish you had tiled floors.”

    Me: “Why’s that?”

    Customer: “So I would be able to tell how big your furniture is.”

    Coworker: “Well, we have a tape measure you can use. Would you like to borrow it?”

    Customer: “Well, I guess that would work…”